-Julian wakes to Psycho Brooke giving him breakfast in bed. Throw it out man. No Telling what she did to it.
-Clay tells his new girlfriend that he sees his dead wife sometimes and talks to her. She is completely cool with it because if she could see her dead mom now she would stay up all night talking to her too. Yeah...okay.
-Sharks Win. At least one bay area team has been sort of successful since I moved here.
-And we go to commercial break with Haley looking at a pregnancy test. You'd think after having to put up with Jaime for seven years she would have had her tubes tied six years ago.
Or maybe she thinks the baby will keep Jaime occupied? Hmmm.
-This scene features Car Crash by Wakey!Wakey!. As far as I can tell its a Josh Grobin soundalike singing over solo piano and violin. Classy
-Turns out Skillz is back for good and is willing to quit his job to get back with Lauren. He tells Mouth this just as Mouth's going to tell him that he wants to schtoop Lauren. AWK-WARD!!!
-Quinn's "Genius" idea is to have everyone who attends her gallery have their picture taken and then post it on the gallery wall so everyone can be living art. Wow, edgy. Apparently it doesn't take much to pass for cutting edge in tree hill. Though I give it even odds that an athlete's junk ends up on the wall.
-Since Mouth is a little punk Lauren is the one who has to rip Skillz' heart out by saying she doesn't want to be together.
-In a twist right out of 1992 somebody e-mails Julian Alex's stolen sex tape. He of course freaks out, because one thing we all know is that sex scandal surrounding an actress who's known for being a party girl hurts a film's box office prospects.
-Julian goes all crazy on Alex for the tape. Again the show has a surprisingly puritanical streak with him going nuts about a known promiscuous actress having sex, and she's not even the one who made the tape. Also she alludes to how this is going to ruin her career. I guess its refreshing how this show exists in a world where Kim Kardashian doesn't.
-In another fun product placement move a three minute sequence is devoted to Nathan and Jaime putting on Kiss makeup and playing Rock and Roll All Night on Guitar Hero. I guess when your getting a 1 share you have to pay the bills someway.
-The big record company exec is getting booted out of the country on a visa violation. I didn't know Tree Hill was in Arizona. Of course she immediately realizes shes White and from Europe and has nothing to worry about.
-Skillz decks mouth which knocks down a sheet that shows Alexander and Brooke's mom in flagrante delicto. Best photography exhibition ever.
-We now have a cover of a great Bob Dylan song. Guess the show isn't legit enough to use the real thing.
-Uh Oh turns out that the actor who shot the sex tape meant for it to get out, but he never wanted to blackmail anyone. Well I guess that makes up for it.
-Show ends with Haley bawling out by the pool for an unexplained reason. Color me intrigued.
This episode has actually been fairly boring, I may not make it until the final one (probably a lie).
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